"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/23/2016 at 16:48 • Filed to: crash test | 3 | 24 |
Which crossover with be the safest for their passengers in this new test and which will suck ass?!?!?!?!
Lets start with the Buick Encore above.
Result: Acceptable (aka, meh)
Next, The Hyundai Tucson
Result: Good
Nissan Rouge (how it posta be spelt, yo!)
Result: Marginal (aka oh dear, not too good homes!)
Subaru Forester
Result: Marginal (aka, WTF Subaru? You were doing so good with safety.)
Mazda CX-5
Result: Acceptable (aka, 50/50 between ok and PAIN!)
Honda CR-V
Result: Acceptable (Ya’ll foos were doing good with safety. Acura also. WTF?)
Now for the king. The future best selling car in the USA..
Toyota Rav-4
Result: POOR! (aka help control the children population. Have you son/daughter ride shotgun in a Rav-4. Mom is safe doe)
I guess the lines at the water park are going to get shorter.... so there is that :]
(Videos courtesy of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )
Party-vi
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 16:52 | 1 |
Pretty cool to see Hyundai kick ass in this test.
Takuro Spirit
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 16:57 | 1 |
That’s why I always drive the CX-5.
Which has a posterior shaped passenger airbag.
I see you’re also bored at work and are perusing YouTube.
EL_ULY
> Takuro Spirit
06/23/2016 at 17:02 | 1 |
Dat right ass cheek saves lives!
LOL yes :]
EL_ULY
> Party-vi
06/23/2016 at 17:05 | 0 |
yes..... yes it is!
just-a-scratch
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:07 | 0 |
Is the Nissan Rouge like the Rogue, but with more colorful fascia?
EL_ULY
> just-a-scratch
06/23/2016 at 17:14 | 0 |
yes :]
His Stigness
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:15 | 0 |
Damn it, no Tiguan!
EL_ULY
> His Stigness
06/23/2016 at 17:21 | 0 |
i guess they just tested the “popular” cars.
But why no Ford Escape?
Maybe later, later later.... but not right now right now
JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:22 | 0 |
looks like the Nissan and Subaru both have issues with airbag placement, as the dummy’s head slips through them both to the a-pillar.... that can easily get you a “marginal” rating. The Toyota on the other hand has good head restraint with the airbags, which means it must be pretty bad down below...
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:23 | 0 |
See. Crossovers suck.
EL_ULY
> JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
06/23/2016 at 17:30 | 0 |
it’s possible. I saw their head hit and instantly thing “poor” rating but no. For Toyota, there is probably some bad G metering or leg injuries like you said. It looked fine to me
EL_ULY
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/23/2016 at 17:32 | 0 |
what? My Xc90 kicks ass! More than my Audi Avant by a lot. That Ford Escape I had as a rental was super rad also. Conclusion, crossover suck 99% of the time :]
facw
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:37 | 1 |
This is of course a lower concern due to the fact you’re unlikely to hit oncoming traffic on that side.
It’s also a bit surprising given that you’d expect the basic structure to be symmetrical for crash safety in countries where they drive on the left.
EL_ULY
> facw
06/23/2016 at 17:41 | 0 |
European cars might do better? It is something I was think also about the whole symmetrical aspect. On the driver’s side those cars are good. Engine layout? Idk :(
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:48 | 0 |
I don't really count the XC90 as a crossover.
EL_ULY
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/23/2016 at 17:52 | 0 |
uses the S60 subframe...... it’s a crossover*
*on steroids execrated from fighter military moose!!!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 17:53 | 0 |
Disappointment.
Well..if I had to have a crossover, that's the one I'd go for.
EL_ULY
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/23/2016 at 17:57 | 0 |
it’s the only one i’d do as well buddy :] For many MANY non-crossover reasons
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 18:02 | 0 |
Most crossovers are inherently a bad compromise
EL_ULY
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/23/2016 at 18:43 | 0 |
nah, they aren’t too bad.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 18:49 | 0 |
The big ones I’ll give a pass but the small crossovers just are terrible.
His Stigness
> EL_ULY
06/23/2016 at 21:36 | 0 |
Yeah that’s true. VW probably didn’t want to test it since it never sells, and they want to replace it. I wish they would test the Jetta though, they did with the Passat, and it looks the safest.
The A4 and Q7 didn't even budge though, makes me really glad I own German cars.
PS9
> EL_ULY
06/24/2016 at 09:03 | 0 |
Noooo My roommate has the RAV-4. Damnit!
EL_ULY
> PS9
06/24/2016 at 09:09 | 0 |
No beer runs with that dude!